Monday, December 1, 2008

window washer dream

last night I dreamt we were window washers

even in 2035 there were still windows to wash

we were doing this job
on these little ladders
hanging from the tip of the CNN tower



there were no ropes

and we had to wear these space gloves
'

Donnie was goofing off, doing one-handers and shit

I was like, “Donnie, you would die from this height”

right then he fell a quarter mile towards the city below


when he landed I was sure he was dead

but he got up

he puked and ran off between the buildings

I guess window washing isn’t as dangerous as people think

1 comment:

The Philosophical Society said...

Donny only survived because he's a super human badass. Normal homo sapiens wouldn't survive that fall. I like the drawings. Can you tell the Donald that I've been trying to get ahold of him but vasquez.phx@hotmail.com keeps rejecting me. And rejection hurts.